It's Showtime!

Porn connoisseurs doubtless are delighted that Vivid Entertainment is remaking the classic sex flick Debbie Does Dallas. And their interest likely has been aroused... excuse me, I have to laugh hysterically for a few seconds... OK, I'm back. Their interest has been stroked... er, stoked, by news that there will be a reality TV series devoted to actresses auditioning for the lead role. But it appears that the pay-cable network airing it "got cold feet when it came time to get the publicity machine fired up."