Michael Moore is not now, nor has he ever been, the Democrats' answer to Rush Limbaugh

At least, that's his story, and he's sticking to it: "[T]he more the Right went after me, the more people got to hear what I was saying -- and eventually the majority, for some strange reason, ended up agreeing with me -- not Rush Limbaugh -- and elected Barack Obama as president of the United States, a man who promised to end the war, bring about universal health care, close Guantanamo, stop torture, tax the rich, and rein in the abusive masters of Wall Street." So there. Eat dirt and die, Republican campaign advisor Mark McKinnon.