I'm reminded of what Goldblum said upon news of his death on The Colbert Report: "One former conquest raved that sleeping with Jeff Goldblum was like—quote—being caught in a flesh storm with a 90 percent chance of satisfaction—unquote."
That's fantastic! I've always had this geeky girl crush on Goldblum... don't know why... since Jurrasic Park, she should have stuck with... but he's probably a lot better off... especially if he's dating a 21 year old!
I'm reminded of what Goldblum said upon news of his death on The Colbert Report:
ReplyDelete"One former conquest raved that sleeping with Jeff Goldblum was like—quote—being caught in a flesh storm with a 90 percent chance of satisfaction—unquote."
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ReplyDeleteThat's fantastic! I've always had this geeky girl crush on Goldblum... don't know why... since Jurrasic Park, she should have stuck with... but he's probably a lot better off... especially if he's dating a 21 year old!
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