If I were voting for Golden Globes...

BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL Nebraska

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL -- Amy Adams, American Hustle

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL -- Bruce Dern, Nebraska

BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA -- Gravity

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA -- Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA -- Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE -- Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE -- Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club 

BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE -- Alexander Payne, Nebraska 

BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE -- Bob Nelson, Nebraska

OTHER CATEGORIES --  On advice of my counsel, I invoke the privilege afforded by the fifth amendment to the U.S. Constitution, and I respectfully decline to answer any questions.