Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is Bambi! (And he's pissed!)

I laughed so hard at this instant-classic Saturday Night Live sketch -- showcasing the lovely and talented Dwayne Johnson -- I frightened my cats and nearly spilled my Merlot.

Back in the saddle at SXSW

So many movies... so little time... Fortunately, my Variety colleagues, as always, know where the buzz is. 

Michele Bachmann stars in Sharknado 3. No, really. Seriously.

Yes, it's true: Water really does seek its own level. After demonstrating her entertainment value as a Presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann gets her big shot at stardom. Or something like it.