On June 11,
2015, I saw Nashville in Nashville on the exact 40th
anniversary of the classic film’s release. But wait, there’s more: I saw it at
the Belcourt Theatre, Music City’s premier art-house, which fleetingly was home
of the Grand Ole Opry.
This could be amusing or insufferable — but I have a sneaking
suspicion I will be laughing like an inebriated hyena throughout most of it.
Thank you, Netflix, for the Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter sequel I
didn’t know I needed.
The logline: “In this
wildly tongue-in-cheek animated revisionist history, a chainsaw-wielding George
Washington assembles a team of rabble rousers — including beer-loving bro Sam
Adams, famed scientist Thomas Edison, acclaimed horseman Paul Revere, and a
very pissed off Geronimo — to defeat Benedict Arnold and King James in the
American Revolution. Who will win? No one knows, but you can be sure of one
thing: these are not your father’s Founding… uh, Fathers.”
The voice talent: Channing
Tatum as George Washington; Jason Mantzoukas as Samuel Adams; Olivia Munn as Thomas
Edison (well, why not?); Bobby Moynihan as Paul Revere; Judy Greer as Martha
Washington; Will Forte as Abraham Lincoln; Raoul Max Trujillo as Geronimo;
Killer Mike as Blacksmith; Simon Pegg as King James; Andy Samberg as Benedict
Arnold.